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hitek713 asked:
Can I tuck you in

swolizard:

hitek713:

brattylifts:

if you want to die, sure

I’m already dead so… Do your best!

by your definition of dead you might as well call my dick a mummy cause I buried that inside her and it keeps coming back to life

africant:

he tried to be slick smh.
cruelladetrillaa:

yarrahs-life:

Really tho. There’s going to be a generation with a large portion of ppl whose parents didn’t plan on speaking the next week. Stop creating lives out of carelessness.

thank you.
hobbits-and-destiel:

skeletonwang:

that is not a dog that is the continent of australia 

clifford went through a goth phase
beinghappyhavingjoy:

fitnika:

I need to be the owner of this shirt

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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blazepress:

A car the moment before it hits the water.

sosa-parks:

I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge

sosa-parks:

bitches cant finish a 6 inch sub but want a 13 inch dick

sosa-parks:

Wonder how white ppl feel when they die and see jesus and he’s not white

Like its a manifest destiny

m0nopoly:

birthofanewhero:

katara:

seattl-ite:

katara:

I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional

i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable. 

bitch you stink 

Cant stop laughing

Deodorant is not optional man :/

But that attitude is