August 2012
Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
Parents 50% of the time: shut up you know nothing you're still a baby
On my way to the airport to catch my flight to...
I’m gonna miss you south fl
lilacseas:
shaleimp:
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
lnsinuate:
shaleimp:
yesterday this girl asked me how to throw away her paper for her and since i wasnt anywhere near the trash can i said no and she made a youtube video saying that she was popular and that means i have to throw away her trash how dare i not throw it away for her
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
Post the video dammit
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a-48-year-old-man-from-Iowa:
I’ve been interacting with people online since I was 12 and I haven’t been stalked by a 48 year-old man from Iowa yet so I think I’m doing pretty well.
about that…
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
cumanana:
jephry:
if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die
jesus
what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of
